Yi Qing couldn't help laughing at his expression and joked, "Guard Xiao is so innocent. You've probably never had a woman before, right?"
Xiao Tian couldn't help retorting, "Do you think I'm like you?"
Yi Qing blinked her eyes. "I'm not that experienced either. I just hit the mark on the first try."
Xiao Tian had to admit defeat.
This woman was truly invincible when it came to talking nonsense.
"Come up quickly. The good show is about to start," Yi Qing said impatiently as she rolled inward, making room and patting it. "Hurry up. I might not be able to control my 'animal instincts'."
Xiao Tian frowned slightly. "I have to go back and pick up Baozi."
"No way," Yi Qing said. "If I don't get this anger out, I won't have a good time when I get back."
Xiao Tian turned around and was about to walk out, but unexpectedly, she grabbed his sleeve forcefully and then tapped a certain acupoint on his arm. He felt a sudden weakness and was pulled down by her, falling on top of her...
Their eyes met, looking at each other's magnified faces. Yi Qing burst out laughing, while Xiao Tian blushed like a monkey's butt and scolded in a hoarse voice, "You woman."
"Help me out first. I'm going to teach Yi Weiwei a lesson," Yi Qing wrapped her hands around his neck. "Two meals of meat buns, enough for you to eat."
"Yi Weiwei?" Xiao Tian frowned even tighter.
"Right. Otherwise, do you think Lu Tianxun likes me so much that he'll marry no one but me, so he designed this against me?" Yi Qing sneered.
They were so close that Xiao Tian could feel the softness beneath him and her warm breath on his face.
"What do you want to do?" He turned his face away and looked at the table.
Little did he know that his red ears were now right in front of Yi Qing's eyes.
Yi Qing: "..."
Why was this man so easily embarrassed? She inexplicably wanted to tease him. What a bad habit!
She couldn't help saying, "Xiao Tian, let's make a deal. Even if you've never eaten pork, you should have seen a pig run. Like this, it doesn't seem very convincing. If we don't cooperate well, how can Yi Weiwei be deceived into coming in?"
Xiao Tian regretted talking to her. Just as he was about to get up, he didn't expect Yi Qing to roll over and pin him down, taking the upper position.
"You woman, have you no shame?" Xiao Tian scolded.
"You'll soon find out," Yi Qing said with a grin. She pulled the quilt from behind and covered them tightly. Then her legs kicked the quilt from time to time, pretending to be in the throes of passion.
Was that it?
No.
What followed was truly astonishing.
Yi Qing smiled slightly, and then some indescribable sounds immediately came out of her mouth.
If it was just a climax sound, that would be okay, but it wasn't.
What really made Xiao Tian's eyes pop out was that Yi Qing perfectly imitated the sounds of a man and a woman losing control in the heat of passion.
Even the "slapping" sounds were included!
This woman was going to go against the heavens! That was all that came to Xiao Tian's mind.
The problem was that while making these suggestive sounds, Yi Qing actually had an annoying smile on her face the whole time, as if silently saying, "Am I amazing?"
Xiao Tian got angry.
Because - his body had already given an honest reaction, which made him feel extremely ashamed.
Yi Qing didn't notice and continued her performance of vocal mimicry, raising her eyebrows proudly.
Just as Xiao Tian was about to grit his teeth and push her aside, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and then came Yi Weiwei's voice as expected.
"Good! What are you two doing!"
Xiao Tian looked utterly dejected. Subconsciously, he reached out to lower the bed curtain and scolded Yi Qing, "Have you had enough of this nonsense!"
He thought that his voice would make Yi Weiwei realize that she had mistaken the person, but Yi Weiwei had never talked to Lu Tianxun, so she didn't notice at all. Instead, she quickly stepped forward and lifted the bed curtain.
Xiao Tian finally pushed Yi Qing away and tightly grabbed the quilt to cover the part that was reacting, his face flushed, not knowing if it was from anger or shame.
Yi Qing slowly put on her clothes and said to Yi Weiwei, who was stunned to find that the person had changed, "What's wrong? Don't you recognize me so soon?"
Then she looked at Xiao Tian, who was so embarrassed that he wanted to crawl into a hole in the ground, and said, "Next time, just cover your face. If you cover your face, no one will know who you are. What's the use of covering your body?"
"How could this be? How could it be like this? Where's Lu Tianxun? Who is he?" she asked in disbelief.
Yi Qing fastened her belt and looked at her with a half - smile. "Who is Lu Tianxun? Who did you bring here?"
There were many people behind Yi Weiwei, including a noblewoman who seemed to have a high status.
At this time, the noblewoman spoke up. "Weiwei, didn't you say my son was having an affair with someone? Find my son first."
There was obvious uncontrollable anger in her words, and her identity was obvious.
"Having an affair?" Yi Qing sneered and looked at the at - loss Yi Weiwei. "What does my affair with Guard Xiao have to do with you! Oh, I know. I heard you're getting married soon. Did you come here to learn how to consummate a marriage? Tsk tsk tsk. It's really interesting. I'm even ashamed for the Huai'en Marquis Mansion!"
"You!" Yi Weiwei blushed with anger, and the situation in front of her made her extremely flustered.
The noblewoman said angrily, "My son Xun has a bad leg, but we've never deceived the Huai'en Marquis Mansion. If it weren't for the close friendship between me and your mother, and if it weren't for your mother's initiative, do you think I'd be willing to agree to this marriage? You look down on my son Xun, but I've never looked up to you!"
"Then break off the engagement!" Yi Weiwei shouted.
At this point, as long as she could achieve the goal of breaking off the engagement, she would bite the bullet and accept being scolded by her mother when she got back.
"Fine, break off the engagement!" the noblewoman said word by word. "I'm going to ask your mother how to settle the score for you bringing people to break into my Lu family's mansion and trying to set up my son!"
After saying that, the noblewoman flicked her sleeves and left. The maids and servants behind her hurriedly followed.
Yi Weiwei looked at Yi Qing and wished she could take a few bites out of her. "It's you. You must have done something, right?"
"Yes, it's me," Yi Qing said with a big smile, in a great mood. "What? You're allowed to scheme against me, but I'm not allowed to fight back? In my opinion, you should be brave enough to take responsibility. Since you don't like it, then resist the marriage or run away from it. And you should do it openly, right?"
"You!" Yi Weiwei raised her whip.
"Xiao Tian!" Yi Qing shouted. "Are you still going to play dead?"
As soon as the words fell, a big hand reached out from the side and accurately, precisely, and forcefully grabbed the whip that Yi Weiwei had whipped over.
"Let me introduce him formally," Yi Qing said with a fake smile. "This is Xiao Tian, my lover, and the personal guard of your deceased uncle. By the way, you know, I gave birth to a posthumous child for your uncle. According to seniority, you should call me aunt. Good niece!"