Hah...
Admitting to online dating in front of strangers, especially strange kids, was truly embarrassing.
Luo Wuyou felt so embarrassed that he could have dug out a Barbie Dreamhouse with his toes.
"Hehe, it was just this one time. I never did online dating before. I was playing a game and teamed up with this girl for a week. I thought her voice was really nice, so I developed a little crush on her..."
"Why did you break up with her?"
Shen Weixun continued to ask without batting an eyelash.
"If you want to hear this, I'm wide awake now!"
"Really, Brother Shen, let me tell you..."
Just as Luo Wuyou was about to start complaining, he saw Shen Weixun suddenly narrow his eyes and stare at him threateningly.
Who are you calling brother?
And calling yourself "big brother"?
Except for the eldest senior brother, even the second senior brother didn't dare to call himself "big brother" in front of him.
Realizing that his excitement had led him to speak carelessly, Luo Wuyou quickly corrected himself. "Let me tell you, online dating is really unreliable. That girl had a super sweet voice. She could be so cute and talk so nicely. I was so smitten with her back then that I spent a lot of money on her."
"During that period, I didn't even have the heart to play with other girls. Then I wanted to meet her. I called her for a video call first."
"Well... her looks were a bit hard to describe..."
"As soon as the camera turned on, I thought it was my mom. That girl was only in her twenties, but she looked like she was in her fifties. I was almost scared to death. Then I broke up with her."
"I originally thought we could part on good terms, but the next day, that girl sent me photos and said she was going to jump off a building. She threatened me to be with her. Then she said she had depression and stuff. Isn't that just crazy?"
It was obvious that Luo Wuyou had a lot of grievances to pour out.
This kind of thing was really embarrassing for him.
So he never mentioned it to anyone.
If his playboy friends found out that he had an online date with someone who looked like a fifty - year - old aunt, he would become a laughingstock in their circle.
Luo Wuyou considered himself fairly good - looking and suave, if not extremely handsome.
No matter how he looked, he would never find a girlfriend like that.
He wasn't being discriminatory. If it was just about making friends, he didn't care what someone looked like.
But it was a different story when it came to having a girlfriend.
He didn't think he was a pervert. He just couldn't feel any romantic feelings for a face that looked as old as his mom's.
"Huanghuang, is the girl you mentioned the same as the one the big brother is talking about?"
Niannian grabbed Cheng Huang's fur and asked.
"Um... I'm not sure. Our aesthetics as beasts are different from yours humans, so we can't tell the difference between human beauty and ugliness. We distinguish humans by their smell. But the woman I saw had a mole on her eyebrow."
Cheng Huang scratched its ear.
It was a real beast, after all. It liked female beasts with beautiful and smooth fur.
Humans were all bald except for the hair on their heads.
In the eyes of beasts, humans didn't look good.
But some humans gave them a very comfortable feeling in terms of smell, like Niannian.
"Big brother, does the big sister you mentioned have a mole on her eyebrow?"
"Hey? How do you know? Oh! You're Young Master Shen's junior sister... Amazing! You can even figure this out!"
Luo Wuyou looked at the little girl in surprise, full of admiration.
He never thought that Master Chu, that fake Taoist priest, really knew someone so capable.
She could casually figure out what his online - dating partner looked like.
Niannian was speechless and confused.
What did she figure out?
Why did this big brother seem a bit stupid?
"Third senior brother, it's that person!"
The third senior brother had said not to play with or get in touch with stupid people, or else they would become stupid too.
Niannian thought she should look at the big brother less, so as not to be affected.
"Well... the two of them are connected, and they have the same smell. So the problem should lie with that woman."
Even if that woman was okay, Luo Wuyou's problem must be related to her.
Shen Weixun thought he had guessed it right.
"Absolutely not! I can't accept it! Although I can't see the woman's face clearly in my dream, I think she must be very beautiful. And I can see her figure. It's simply perfect."
Shen Weixun gave him a disdainful look.
Bah!
Pervert.
A normal person would start to worry if they had the same dream for three days in a row.
This guy had the same dream over and over again for so long. He didn't think of asking for help until his body could hardly take it anymore.
He probably savored the dream every time he woke up at the beginning.
"Whether there's such a possibility or not, we have to take a look and confirm. Can you contact her?"
Luo Wuyou looked hesitant.
It wasn't difficult to contact her. The girl's friend request was still lying in his contacts.
But he really resisted it.
"If you're not willing to cooperate, that's fine. The on - site service fee is 500,000 yuan."
Shen Weixun's true nature as a shrewd merchant was fully revealed.
His little junior sister had happily come here to make money. Whether this problem was solved or not, the money must be collected!
"No, no, no. I'm willing. I'll try now to see if I can contact her."
Luo Wuyou waved his hands repeatedly.
People would have a premonition before death. He felt that if he didn't take this matter seriously, he might not see the sun tomorrow.
Paying 500,000 yuan for the on - site service fee wasn't a big deal, but he was afraid that his only hope for survival would ignore him.
Luo Wuyou fiddled with his phone for a while, frantically typing on the screen.
His face looked ugly like he had eaten shit at one moment, then embarrassed, and then relieved.
His expression kept changing.
When he put down his phone, Shen Weixun asked, "Did you contact her?"
"Yes. She told me that she moved to my city for me. I made an appointment with her to meet at a coffee shop this afternoon, but she insisted that I set the location at a hotel... Do you guys mind?"
God knows how uncomfortable Luo Wuyou felt when replying to the message.
He really felt like his soul had been defiled.
"It doesn't matter. You can arrange it."
Shen Weixun shrugged.
The little girl blinked curiously. She looked at the big brother's expression, frowned, and thought for a moment.
Then she slowly leaned over to Shen Weixun's ear and asked, "Third senior brother, it seems that the big brother is going to die... His death is probably around 3 p.m. today."
Hearing this, Shen Weixun's expression turned solemn.
The little girl didn't mention this before.
That meant when he was looking at Luo Wuyou's face before, his death wasn't supposed to be at this time.
It was after he contacted his online - dating partner that the life - and - death crisis came.
"What time did you make the appointment with her?"
"2:30 p.m. Why? If you guys are busy, I can change it to tomorrow."